latenightontheastronomytower:

But more on that (much,much) later.

(x) (x)






apalapucian:

Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs; Purveyors of Aids to Magical Mischief-Makers

apalapucian:

Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs; Purveyors of Aids to Magical Mischief-Makers






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societedemerde:

aguylikephil:

senor-bizarro:

I LOVE BOOZE
BOOZE LOVES ME
HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO PEE
I’M SO SMASHED I’M FALLING ON THE FLOOR
ALCOHOLIC DINOSAUR


i will remember this picture until the next time i get drunk

societedemerde:

aguylikephil:

senor-bizarro:

I LOVE BOOZE

BOOZE LOVES ME

HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO PEE

I’M SO SMASHED I’M FALLING ON THE FLOOR

ALCOHOLIC DINOSAUR

i will remember this picture until the next time i get drunk






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blogwithmeifyouwanttolive:

At my school there’s a rule that only one student can be out of class at a time with a hall pass, but today in math a bunch of people forgot their graphing calculators so my math teacher yelled, “EVERYBODY, GO. RUN. THEY CAN’T CATCHH ALL OF YOU.”






gipsiidanger:

aviculor:

westbor0baptistchurch:

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.

I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.

Oh, I Thought You Were Someone Else: an autobiography with a Lifetime Movie adaption.






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pilawski:

two-tickets-to-paradise:

yzma:

did u try unplugging the government and plugging it back in

what about blowing into it

Monica Lewinsky got into a lot of trouble for that






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might-catch-my-crazy:

normalisntmyforte:

underwon:

my brain has too many tabs open

Most accurate thing ever

I can’t find the one that is playing that fucking song






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therosefromhisdreams:

sirenss:

I’ve got 99 problems and I’m not dealing with any of them

Said the U.S. Government.






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assliam:

kirksthyla:

thefandomlyfe:

m-a-l-t-a-r-a:

takemewherethewildthingsare:

paint-me-a-butt:

mishassbuttofthelord:

mcdolans:

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person


will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

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how

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i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

well

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do not question